Conversations With Firebot

Political machine?

Lucy — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 04:51:43 +0000

dolske !8ball, are you The Decider?
firebot dolske: Naturally.
dolske !8ball, mission accomplished?
firebot dolske: Yes!
dolske !8ball, do you have confidence in Alberto Gonzales’ ability to do the job?
firebot dolske: No chance.
dolske hmm.
dolske !8ball, 9/11?
firebot dolske: You know the answer better than I.
dolske true.

So Are The Days of Our Lives

Lucy — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:57:38 +0000

Lucy Peng: we’ll ask in here
Lucy !8ball are you an imposter?
firewolfbot Lucy: The answer is certainly yes.
Lucy and there’s your answer
Lucy !8ball are you really firebot’s evil twin?
firewolfbot Lucy: It shall be.
Peng D: !
reed !8ball Is firebot coming back soon?
firewolfbot reed: The answer is a resounding no.
Lucy !8ball did you kill him and dump the body so you could punish him because the woman you loved only loved him?
firewolfbot Lucy: You know the answer better than I.
Lucy o.0
reed lol
Lucy !8ball are you saying you love me?
firewolfbot Lucy: What are you asking me for?

So, you’re a wiseguy, eh?

Lucy — Sun, 28 May 2006 19:04:05 +0000

kovu !seen shadytrees

firebot shadytrees was last seen 3 weeks, 3 days, 23 hours, 14 minutes and 41 seconds ago, changing nick to paydrop.

kovu !seen paydrop

firebot paydrop was last seen 3 weeks, 2 days, 22 hours, 40 minutes and 40 seconds ago, changing nick to lemondollop.

kovu !seen lemondollop

firebot lemondollop was last seen 3 weeks, 1 day, 15 minutes and 7 seconds ago, changing nick to shadytrees.

He’s No Cheap Date

Lucy — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:50:02 +0000

Aug 15 00:54:51 nosebleed !8ball will I get laid?
Aug 15 00:54:54 firebot nosebleed: What are you asking me for?
Aug 15 00:55:27 nosebleed !8ball Do you want to come back to my place?
Aug 15 00:55:30 firebot nosebleed: Yes!
Aug 15 00:55:37 nosebleed WHOO!
Aug 15 00:55:41 nosebleed I’m getting some tonight
Aug 15 00:56:39 Lucy !8ball is nosebleed getting some tonight?
Aug 15 00:56:41 firebot Lucy: Unlikely.
Aug 15 00:56:53 nosebleed
Aug 15 00:57:08 Lucy !8ball are you just going to sit on his couch and eat his food and then fall asleep halfway through the movie?
Aug 15 00:57:10 firebot Lucy: Of course.
Aug 15 00:57:17 nosebleed LOL

Lovers’ Quarrel

Lucy — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:42:42 +0000

This one is one part funny one part eerily familiar

Aug 12 15:04:32 Lucy - !8ball should I shave?
Aug 12 15:04:34 firebot - Lucy: The answer is def– oooh! shiny thing!
Aug 12 15:04:41 Lucy - he just won’t help me
Aug 12 15:04:55 Lucy - !8ball don’t you love me?
Aug 12 15:04:57 firebot - Lucy: The answer is certainly yes.
Aug 12 15:06:10 Lucy - then why aren’t you helpful?
Aug 12 15:06:26 Lucy - !8ball are you an asshole?
Aug 12 15:06:35 firebot - Lucy: No clue.
Aug 12 15:06:52 Lucy - !8ball do you think I’m pretty?
Aug 12 15:06:53 firebot - Lucy: What are you asking me for?
Aug 12 15:07:04 Lucy - !8ball because you said you loved me
Aug 12 15:07:06 firebot - Lucy: The answer is def– oooh! shiny thing!
Aug 12 15:07:28 Lucy - this bot is like every other man in my life, wtf??
Aug 12 15:07:46 Lucy - !8ball i want to break up
Aug 12 15:07:49 firebot - Lucy: No.
Aug 12 15:08:04 Lucy - !8ball what are you going to do, hit me?
Aug 12 15:08:07 firebot - Lucy: _I_ don’t know.
Aug 12 15:09:34 Lucy - !8ball are you really just a bot?
Aug 12 15:09:36 firebot - Lucy: NO!

That last question seemed to upset him, so I gave him his space

Poor Beltzner

Lucy — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:35:31 +0000

Something of an in joke, those unfamiliar can find a brief background here

Lucy - !8ball will beltzner get his laptop this year?
firebot - Lucy: You’re kidding, right?

No need to be sarcastic…

Lucy — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 04:26:37 +0000

Lucy - !8ball does Mano have a sense of humor?
firebot - Lucy: Obviously.

Our Hero!

Lucy — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:20:23 +0000

* clown (loser@8BDFC933.6599589B.5F2BBAB6.IP) has joined #firefox
* clown slaps docbot !
* clown slaps firebot !
* clown slaps killer !
…
* clown slaps gavin !
* clown slaps [Contra]Mustang !
* firebot fights back

* clown (loser@8BDFC933.6599589B.5F2BBAB6.IP) has joined #bs
* clown slaps docbot !
* clown slaps firebot !
* clown slaps Hendikins !
* clown slaps MightyMu !
…
* clown slaps AdaByron !
* firebot hits clown over the head with a 2-by-4

gavin_ - he and firebot don’t get along
hao2lian - firebot fought back again! He’s so brave.

Who’s Your Daddy?

Lucy — Mon, 22 Aug 2005 10:03:46 +0000

Lucy - !8ball are you my father?
firebot - Lucy: No.
Lucy - !8ball are you my daddy?
firebot - Lucy: The outlook is good.

Hello world!

Lucy — Wed, 17 Aug 2005 23:20:44 +0000

I am still setting this page up, but I need a long post to see how things scroll with so, yeah… LOOK OUT!!!

Movin’ to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
I’m movin’ to the country I’m gonna eat me a lot of peaches
I’m movin’ to the country I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin’ to the country I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches
Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way I’d eat peaches everyday
Sun soakin bulges in the shade

Movin’ to the country I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin’ to the country I’m gonna eat a lot of peaches
I’m movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin’ to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

I took a little nap where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you woman
I poked my finger down inside makin’ a little room for a ant to hide
Nature’s candy in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free
Millions of peaches peaches for me
Millions of peaches peaches for free